Make sure it’s the right one!
After spending more time than usual outside this week, thanks to Shana the Beautiful and her pool, I am proud to report that I am not white!!! I’m not as tan as my kids, but I’m no longer used as a beacon in the darkness to keep ships from running ashore.
Sally Girl 
You are so funny! I can picture it now…I am say to say my legs are as white as my newborns’.
so that first say is really SAD…can’t spell either 😉