The smell of eggs cooking in the morning makes me puke (sorry Honey, now you know the real reason I never eat your eggs!). Which is a problem because I really love eggs. Once in awhile when I am too stressed to eat breakfast without causing myself an upset stomach, or in just too big of a hurry doing everything else that I forget to eat, I’ll stop by Jack-in-the-Box for a Breakfast Jack (A breakfast Jack is a hamburger bun, fried egg, slice of ham, slice of cheese, voila!). If the bun were 1/2 thinner on each side and you took off the cheese, this could be the best breakfast in the universe! However, I digress. The real reason for today’s post is this:
Brothers and Sisters, Ladies and Gentlemen, can I get a “WHAT. THE. HELL????” FRIED Macaroni and cheese? Ok, first of all, it’s not even real cheese! I don’t care what that label says, IT’s NOT!! It might have 1% real cheese in it just like that Guacamole Dip has less than 2% avocado! Secondly, this is causing all kinds of nightmares, and I’m not even asleep! I may need lots of therapy over this. Just looking at this photo can cause heart attacks!
I think I now know the meaning of ‘distraught’.
Sally Girl 