To Whom It Concerns, Vol. 9105

And now it’s time for another edition of “To Whom It Concerns”, brought to you by: idiots morons jackholes weirdos the cool kids ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Dear 5 Seconds of Summer, I hope you’re giving credit to Duran Duran for sampling “Hungry Like A Wolf” in your “Hey Everybody” song.  Because you totes ripped them off Vanilla […]

To Whom It Concerns, Vol. 2015

What better way to start the new year than with an edition of “To Whom it Concerns” ??? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Dear Panera, Your shortbread sucks.  It looks very pretty, but clearly you did not use the centuries-old recipe from Scotland that my mama uses.  It goes like this:  Butter, butter, some more butter, sugar, butter, sugar, […]

To Whom It Concerns, Vol. XXL

Dear Honeybaked Ham, Your ham is like crack.  In fact, I think you put crack in the glaze.  You’re like KFC, you put magic spices in it that make us crave it fortnightly! Drooling, A Crack Addict ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Dear Comcast/Xfinity, You’re still bastards. Very Sincerely Yours, A Media Monopoly Hostage ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Dear Apple, I got […]