All the dirty rotten jokes you’d never say in front of your kids but can’t help laughing at no matter how wrong they are.
One complete, loud, soul-lifting, rock god anthem.
New (bigger) car.
Gobs of cash money!
A hot, shirtless, pool boy that needs to scrub the pool every day (for my health, of course). Wolverine lookalikes feel free to apply!
Calorie, carb, and fat-free ice cream that tastes just the opposite!