Wanted:

All the dirty rotten jokes you’d never say in front of your kids but can’t help laughing at no matter how wrong they are.

One complete, loud, soul-lifting, rock god anthem.

New (bigger) car.

Gobs of cash money!

A hot, shirtless, pool boy that needs to scrub the pool every day (for my health, of course).  Wolverine lookalikes feel free to apply!

Calorie, carb, and fat-free ice cream that tastes just the opposite!

 

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