(Hanging my head, heavy with shame)
I went to Satan’s Shopping Center today. But wait, it gets worse….
I spent 90 minutes there.
I feel so dirty.
I had a lot of shopping to do today (payday!!!) so I took S along with me. We started early so I treated him to a “breakfast cheeseburger” (sausage mcmuffin) and fruit & yogurt parfait. I ordered my “b.c.” extra toasty and got almost raw with a little charring on the rough edges instead. Dude, when I say I want extra EXTRA toasted, I want a freakin’ hockey puck dammit! To top it off, I was maliciously served diet Coke. That stuff is worse than Dr. Pepper. It’s like battery acid!
Guess what I found at Voldemart? You know those yummy golden biscuits you get on the airplane that make you feel like it’s tea time? IT COMES IN A SPREAD!!! And oh sweet candy, when I was looking for an image to share I found out… IT COMES IN CRUNCHY, TOO!!!!
Now that’s what they need to give you after donating blood! The only way this could get better was if it came in a squeeze bottle so you could put it on waffles!!
Football season started! And my beloved Utes from the University of Awesome, I mean Utah, completely trashed Northern Colorado 41-0 in last night’s season opener. It was a beautiful thing! Since I don’t have cable anymore I can’t watch on TV, but when you go to the Utes’ season schedule and click on the date; the game info will pop up in the side box and then you can launch GameTracker which lets you watch an animated version of it play-by-play. Next up is Utah State, and the weekend after that it’s the only game that matters… the Holy War (Utah vs. BYU).