We had a party to go to this afternoon. As I was mustering the ranks for inspection I snapped at S to “go wash your dang face!”, AGAIN, because his mouth area was just so dirty looking! Upon closer inspection, I noticed something horrific:
My 11 year old son is growing… A MUSTACHE!!!
Nevermind that B, who turns 13 today btw, is not yet growing facial hair. Oh wait. What’s that? He has a mustache, too?!?!?!?!?!?!
Saints alive, what’s happening here?! They’re too young to be sporting facial hair!! What do I do?
Do I teach them to shave it once a week or so? Do we leave it alone? Do we…. wax it?
Enlighten me, please. I’m freaking out.