Skillz (The Haves and Have-Nots)

Today is my “baby’s” birthday.  He is nine.  NINE!!!  That’s crazy!  I thought I would be an awesome mom and make him a light saber cake because he loves Star Wars, and honestly, how hard is it to cut up a couple of frozen pound cakes and frost them?

Pretty frickin’ hard, turns out.

Never use black frosting.  The end.

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Skillz I Have:

  • Shopping
  • Crying
  • Road tripping
  • Movie watching
  • Fried egg sandwich making
  • Writing
  • Pinteresting
  • Disneylanding
  • Nunchuck
  • Bowhunting

 

Skillz I Have Not:

  • Cake decorating
  • Time management
  • Eagle Powers

 

 

(Another 50 BILLION house points if you catch today’s pop culture references)

 

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3 thoughts on “Skillz (The Haves and Have-Nots)

  1. Not sure what the pop culture references were, but this post was hilarious. You and me both, sister! My cakes are humiliating. And happy birthday, D!

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