- Do not try to stick your hand through the screens once you have pulled them closed “just to add this little piece of paper real quick-like.” Feel free to stick your whole arm in to arrange or add at will when the screen is open, but once you pull those curtains closed… STOP! You will get burned!
- Run out of firewood. That kind of sucks.
- Wear a lot of hairspray. No funny anecdote there, just a funny imagination.
That’s it. It’s a short list.