- Things that are gross
- Things that should never exist in nature, fantasy or reality
- Things that are offensive to the human stomach
What are: Fruits that you put in a fruitcake!
Let’s take that a step further and call it a crime against nature. A sin, even. One so heinous I still have nightmares while I’m awake!
I went to the grocery store with my mom on Saturday afternoon. She needed to return a defective DVD she bought there last week and so headed over to the “camera counter” where they lump you if you need help for anything that isn’t a price check. I had taken D over to the greeting card area to pick out a few birthday cards for S as it’s his birthday tomorrow and we needed to get this guy some mail! A few minutes later we met up with mom at the camera counter to finish our shopping. It turns out at that area of the store they decided to put a display of baking materials one would need to make
eternal hockey pucks fruitcake. There were candied fruits galore! Green cherries, red cherries, pineapple chunks, blackberries, raisins, What the?! Blackberries???
I feel dirty just typing the words.