Top 10 Things I’d Rather Be Doing Than Listening To The Elementary School Choir Perform

(Directed by:  Bitter Beer Man, a.k.a. Mr. Holland before his Opus)

  1. Falling off the Empire State Building and landing on a bike without a seat.  AND SURVIVING.
  2. Poking No. 2 pencils in my ears.  Ticonderoga, anyone?
  3. Attending the CMA Awards live and in person.
  4. Cleaning up the dog poo in my back yard.
  5. Sterilizing the boys bathroom without protection.
  6. Visiting the gynocologist.  Not for the annual invasion.
  7. Eating Chinese food.  IN CHINA.
  8. Using a porta-potty at a construction site.  After it’s been taken for emptying but before the actual emptying.
  9. Boy’s Potty II:  Using the plunger to toss my salad.
  10. Touching raw meat.  WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!

Read my next post.  It’s part II.

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