That’s right, folks, puberty has claimed its latest victim. At least that’s why I’m telling myself my (just shy of) 11 y.o. has turned into the world’s biggest jackhole.
I blame it on Science Camp. My sweet baby went away loving me like the air he breathes and returned all full of attitude, eye-rolling, and crankenstein-like features.
Or maybe it’s the giant zit from hell that landed itself right outside his nostril. That got picked. And is altogether unpleasant to look at. I imagine he is feeling less than fabulous about it, too. Any ideas on how to get rid of it and fast that don’t involve makeup? I bet that would make him feel better.
I’m kind of weirded out that he might start looking at girls in a different light as well. Eww…. burning the images from my mind as we speak…. I need to go etch some images of RDJr, and Johnny Depp onto the inside of my sunglass lenses.