I had to make a midnight 8:30 p.m. run to Target to grab some Underjams for little D and some “nose medicine” to dry up that dastardly runny nose. As I was leaving the store I decided to run over and take a swig from the fountain because all of a sudden I have the same thirst for water during the winter that I normally don’t have unless it’s 113′ in the shade, and as I approach the fountain area I see this perched on the shelf behind the gift registry computers in the Customer Service area:
Now, for those of you who are having trouble realizing just how dang big this bucket o’ wipeys is, I also called a poor and unsuspecting cashier masquerading as a “Dollar Section” restocker over to help me illustrate whilst I illuminate:
That’s right, IT’S BIGGER THAN HER HEAD!!!
Just thought you’d like to know.