“I got no strings boobs, to hold me down…”
Seriously. I’ve just tried on my THIRD swimsuit of the season (plus the four I tried to buy last year) and it’s become increasingly obvious that I need a boob job. It’s no longer about making them stand to attention, it’s about filling the frigging bra cup in the swimsuit up! And I’ve already gone the smaller suit size route, but I still end up giving the kiddies a poolside peep show.
Do you think they can transfer some of the fat from my ass up to my chest???