I want to take more English classes at school. More specifically, writing courses. Since we all know I have the patience of a flea, ok a gnat, I’ve decided to take a class on freelance writing.
I suppose I would be interested in writing a column, or just submitting articles to a paper or magazine, but what? Am I like Erma Bombeck on crack? What kind of writing do you see coming from me? I just don’t know what direction to go and I’m asking you, my faithful 2.76 readers, to give me advice.
I don’t have dreams of grandeur. I don’t picture myself becoming some great author that’s on Oprah’s Book Club. Mostly because I don’t like Oprah, but also because if I were on her show it would mean something I’m not sure how to put into words but it’s something I wouldn’t like. Sellout? I don’t know, but for those of you who also don’t like her I think you know what I’m talking about.
Also, I don’t really want to write stories. Anything more than 3-4 pages double-spaced is just too much work!
Ok. Feel free to comment about how fabulous I am now.