Erica, my AZ sista, is on a domestic goddess streak. First, she made jam. A lot. Then, she made spaghetti sauce. Her latest? Pinto beans.
I feel a spending binge coming on. I am now in dire need of a Presto 16 Qt. Pressure Canner. And a Lodge Enameled Dutch Oven. If I do not get these things and soon, I may die of some new and unnamed disease (which will of course be named after me!) because I couldn’t go out and can my own salsa. Or green beans. Or peaches!! I’m not so worried about the jam, because I’m all about the sugar, and you get much more of that with freezer jam. I need to make no-knead bread!
This is not good. For days now, I’ve been upset that I can’t bake. I’ve been considering wasting my stockpile of Kirkland butter in the name of learning how to make pie crust. This OCD might manifest itself in other, more expensive ways. I feel an uncontrollable need to stimulate the economy! Quick, somebody stop me before my “rebate” arrives!!!