The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

“First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either shalt thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three… then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch toward thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shalt snuff it.”


Don’t you wish you had one of these bad boys when you’re driving on the freeway? Maybe even a miniature one for city driving.


One thought on “The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

  1. Ummm, Ahhhh, I don’t know but I don’t think I want you driving behind me.
    Funny though, that counting thing just makes me think about counting to 3 before I beat my kids.

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