- That the former pre-schooler is all of a sudden forgetting that you don’t need the entire roll of TP to wipe your bum, leaving you without a stitch of it for the rest of the day?
- No matter how much water you drink/Sudafed you swallow/blow your nose, you still can’t breathe??
- That one day you’re turning on the a/c in the car it’s so pleasantly hot outside, and the next you’re turning on the heat?
- I can’t blink my eyes and have all the clean laundry folded and put away so I can lounge around being miserable while watching Harry Potter IV because my little red envelopes of joy will not arrive today?
- That Netflix doesn’t offer personal delivery to sick people without cable who are in DIRE need of vegetateable entertainment?
- That Coke Zero is not available at drive-thrus everywhere?
- I can’t find the GINORMOUS bottle of ibuprofen when I need it, (nevermind that I’m not supposed to)?
- There’s no chicken noodle soup (with extra noodles) in my cupboard?
Did someone forget that it’s about me and my misery? Who forgot to send out the notices?? I want names. Heads will roll. I mean RIGHT nowzzzzzzzz……zzz…..