Step 1 – Listen to your friends when they tell you to run for President of the MOMS Club because they hate how it’s gone downhill as much as you do.
Step 2 – Run for president.
Step 3 – Go vote and hang around until the counting of the votes, visiting with all your friends you haven’t seen in awhile.
Step 4 – Say congrats to the girl who won, but you wish hadn’t, and as you leave take note that the friends who got you to run weren’t there voting today.
Step 5 – Go to the new Dollar Depot and find out that just about everything there is more than a dollar.
Step 6 – Go home and feel sad-ish and bummed that you didn’t win, but also feel relief because now you can hang out with your other moms group as planned this summer.