More Proof That God Exists

As one commenter on this blog said, “It’s like p*rn for my mouth…”

Some poor soul without a/c in a place that rains a lot but is currently (or was) experiencing record heat invented….

THE MACGYVER WAFFLE .

Commercial Break

Your regularly programmed blog, Sally Girl, will return after this week-long vacation in the souther-regions of the state.

Lost Highway

Well, I have a new anthem for this summer.  It’s “Lost Highway” from the CD of the same title by Bon Jovi.  Not only is he hot, his band is rockin’ too!  Better yet, my prim & proper hubby loves it, too.

Ten On Tuesday - Ten AWESOME Things About Me!

1. Well, there’s just me for starters.
2. I sound smart because I can b.s. well.
3. I am smart because I know a little bit about just about everything.
4. My motto is:  “Put on your pants, it’s time to dance!” because life should be happy, not sad.
5. My philosophy is:  “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely and in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, lemonade in the other, totally worn out and screaming:  “WOO HOO!  What a ride!!!” “
6. I have a FANTASTIC life soundtrack, which I will happily email to you upon request.
7. If you placed bets on who would win the games at a baby or wedding shower and you placed them on me, you’d win big time.
8. I’m a great listener.
9. I know where the beach is.
10. I’m getting the new Harry Potter book before you are.

Diet Coke Gone Bad

Game On!

Because I freaking rock, and because I already have my first tomato growing, I thought I’d treat you to some pictures of my “garden”.  It used to have more flowers, but they got ripped out to make way for the King.  King Tomato, baby!!!  Nothing tastes better than homegrown.

p.s.  If you click on the picture and then click on it again, you can see it how it’s meant to be seen.

Incentive Enough!

So, practically the whole fan-damily came to town for B’s baptism on Saturday.  Can I just say, it was FAB-U-LOUS??  For the first time in my life, I’m really and truly going to miss my sister and her family.  I mean, I miss not being close to them anyway, but I’ve come to feel especially close to them in the last year.  So much so that I briefly considered saying in this rathole apartment for an extra year just so we could spend money traveling to visit our loved ones instead of saving to move.  That notion quickly passed, though.

Anywho, all the cousins and aunties have agreed that we should have a family reunion at Disneyland next fall.  Well I personally need no excuse whatsoever to go there, but since family will be there… it’s now my duty to go! 

Which means I really do have to get off my fat ass and lose some weight so I can ride all the rides with everyone.  I have a new-ish blog called The Fatty Chronicles that will cover my struggle with this journey.  Please come by and leave comments of encouragement!