Stealing from MySpace

Okay this is called FIRST REACTION… type what comes to your mind first whenever you hear these 40 words. Don’t think and don’t go back and change. Doesn’t matter how random just type it! Repost it for all of your friends.
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1. Beer:  Pee

2. Anorexic:  I take the fifth. 

3. Relationship:  Yes

4. West Virginia:   Mountain Mama

5. Power Rangers:  Trash

6. Weed:  Love to!

7. Air Freshener:  Addicted to Method “Fresh Grass” 

8. Smoking:  Sick.

9. The President:  Is done. 

10. Cars:  Loved it!

12. Gas Prices:  What a biyotch! 

13. Halloween:  Hmm… love it…

14. Nipple Rings:  Last Comic Standing

15. Religion:  Mormon

16. MySpace:  Giving it up for Facebook. 

17. Worst fear:  Widowed.

18. Marriage:  Fun.

19. Paris Hilton:  Got my beach house. 

20. Brunettes:  Bore.

21. Redheads:  Evil.

22: Politics:  Should be outlawed. 

23: Pass the time:  Watch it go by.

24: Perfume/Colgone:  Looking for my signature fragrance.

25: Cell Phone:  THANK GOD!!!

26. Tongue Rings:  Ouch. 

27. GoofyAuctions.com???:  Gotta check it if it’s real?

28: Vanilla Ice cream:  Good base.

29: Best Friends:  Never have enough.

30: High school: You bet!

31. Pajamas:  Old holey t-shirt.

32. Boys:  Suck.

33. Wet Socks:  NasT.

34. Alcohol:  Sometimes I think about the drink. 

35. Saying I love you:  Never say it enough but you can say it too much.

36. Emo:  Waste of space.

37. Money:  is fantastic!

38. Headache:  is why they make vicodin. 

39. Love:  Will keep us together.

40. The time?:  1:01 a.m. (Don’t tell!)

The Final Countdown

Once again, I am going to hell.  I’ve known for probably a good 3 weeks that I would be teaching in RS tomorrow and I have not prepared at all.

Ok, I shouldn’t say at all because I did read the lesson over about a week ago.  And despite the fact that we have multiple copies of the manual, I haven’t been able to find one since that reading!  And just as I’m getting ready to turn in for the night, !!!!  A lightbulb goes on.

“You’re not ready yet, stupid!”

Oh, crap.

“Look on the internet.  I bet you money that somebody has something put together that will get you going.”

And sure enough, someone has!  And I must be the biggest loser ever because as I’m writing a little note of gratitude, that Elton John song, “Someone Saved My Life Tonight”, keeps going through my head.  I HATE THAT SONG!!!

Now That’s Just Wrong…

I just don’t have it in me to write lately.  I keep thinking of these fabulous posts, and then *POOF*, they disappear!  Which is really irritating, because I know you’re all dying to hear what’s going on in and out of my head.

Mostly I’ve been stressing about getting ready for B’s baptism on Saturday.  My family is going to be here and at first I was just feeling the love like I never had before about it, but now I’m like, “Damn, I’m still fat!  They’re just going to be disappointed in me again!”.  Which isn’t entirely true, but no amount of medication is going to change how I think about that.

I have such a raging headache from not sleeping for the past few days, you’d think I’d be crawling into bed right about now.  Or two hours ago, whatever.  But Honey’s away for a friend’s wedding and there’s no one here to force me to go to bed.  You know how they say “who you are is how you act when no one is looking”?  Yeah.  I guess this non-sleeping business doesn’t speak too well of me.

Ok, now I really am just babbling and avoiding going to bed.  So I really have to.

Toodles.

Bring Out Yer Dead!

Remember that part in Monty Python and the Holy Grail where they’re piling dead bodies from the black plague into wheelbarrows and carting them away, while crying out “Bring out yer dead!”?  And the one guy says “I’m not dead yet!”?

 I feel like that.  Except worse.  Stupid cooties.  Why can’t I be sick during the sick season?  Why do I have to get colds during spring and summer when it’s nice outside?  Why can’t I quench my thirst even though I’ve been drinking so much water it feels like I may as well have IV fluids hooked up to me???

 Oy.  I’d better feel better after today.  I’m already over my allotted 2 sick days.  Nobody wants it to get uglier than it already is, TRUST ME.

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In other news… see that photo at the top?  The one of the orange and yellow flowers?  I took that!!  That’s my picture!  Well, part of my picture anyway.  It was so big I had to crop it.  Don’t I rock?  Of course I do!  Why would you even let yourself ask you that question??

I need to go suck up some more fluids now.  I don’t think I’m quite ready to float away with Noah yet.

After All

I should’ve known I didn’t really have to be there at 7:00 a.m.  I mean, we do operate on Mormon Standard Time, do we not?  I COULD’VE SLEPT IN AN EXTRA HOUR!!!

And that’s my only complaint.

The drive was nice when I didn’t have kidlins in the back bugging me about the potty every 50 miles.  And we actually went as far as the lake!  Ok, not right to the lake, but pretty much.  You could see it from the road, and I’m not talking about the kind of “beachview” that gets advertised on homes 15 miles from the beach with a verrrrrrrrry faint sliver of water view.

It was cold, but warmer than I expected.  It was dry so I didn’t need the chains (thank goodness!!!), and they fed us wonderful chili for lunch.  And, I got my homework for next week done!

I have to go rest now.  My feet need thawing out.

Secret

Shh… it’s a secret.  I wanted to make sure we get to church on time today SO BAD….

I got up at 5:50 a.m.

Up All Night

I think I’m realizing that staying up just about all night is not a good thing.  I know I could do it 15 years ago, but I keep forgetting I’m not that person any more.

Relax, I wasn’t up all night enjoying myself.  I was up all night on Thursday night and the Friday night previous to that.  I think it finally caught up with me.

Which is bad since I said I’d take the kids to the movies this evening.  Zzzz…