Until you check TMZ. Shana the Beautiful called tonight to tell me that Jon Bon Jovi was dead at age 49. I was stunned. I did not know what to say. All I could think of was that my rock god and husband #3 (on my list of husbands for when polyandry comes into fashion) was gone, and I never even got to see him in concert! I seriously started to cry and was on the verge of upchuck when I did a quick Google search for the details on what happened.
Mercifully, Jon is alive and well. Kim Jong Il is the only death today.
And maybe Shana.
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