Sally Girl

Put on your pants, it’s time to dance!

Pinnochio Wasn’t The Only One…

…missing something!

“I got no strings boobs, to hold me down…”

Seriously.  I’ve just tried on my THIRD swimsuit of the season (plus the four I tried to buy last year) and it’s become increasingly obvious that I need a boob job.  It’s no longer about making them stand to attention, it’s about filling the frigging bra cup in the swimsuit up!  And I’ve already gone the smaller suit size route, but I still end up giving the kiddies a poolside peep show.

Do you think they can transfer some of the fat from my ass up to my chest???

June 16, 2009 - Posted by sallygirl | Uncategorized | | 7 Comments

7 Comments »

  1. Oh, I so wish! Thank you so much for you nice comment on my blog. I still love and adore you, and do notice when you’re missing!

    Comment by Kristina | June 16, 2009 | Reply

  2. You. Crack. Me. UP!

    I would love to donate to the boob problem! I have huge girls and hate them. so. bad!
    Isn’t it funny that we as chicks are never happy…those who have want and those who don’t want…

    Comment by Kate | June 16, 2009 | Reply

  3. I will happily share some of mine! I think I could spread the wealth to you and 5 of your friends and STILL have plenty!

    Comment by ehanks | June 16, 2009 | Reply

  4. Oh Sally! If there is anybody in this world who can sympathize, that would be me. My girls went on vacation a few years ago and decided to never come home again. Maybe we can find a group discount somewhere.

    Comment by Darci | June 16, 2009 | Reply

  5. Okay, so you know they can totally do that now, right? My mom lost a boob to the big C a few months back but her doc said they could rebuild it from scratch–a little here, a little there, a fake flower and presto! Real boobies, smaller backside. (Please do not quote me on this without doing your own research, I’d hate to get your hopes up. Or your boobs. Up, I mean.)

    Comment by annie valentine | June 18, 2009 | Reply

  6. SHUT UP!!! Can they really? Dude, I’m calling my doctor….

    Comment by sallygirl | June 18, 2009 | Reply

  7. Just checking in with you!

    Comment by Kristina | June 30, 2009 | Reply


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