I Wrote A Little Song This Morning

and it goes something like this:

“B*@tch ate my shoe… b*@tch ate my shoe… then she ate all my B vitamins, too…

I swear she gets fed – lots of love in there, too… but I’m cuttin’ her loose if she eat another’n of my shoes.”

The end.

It’s a short song, a ditty really.  I think it’ll catch on, don’t you?