You Know It’s A Bad Day If…

• Your husband goes to get the mail and does not come back with the little red envelope from netflix containing Season 1, Disc 1 of “The Facts of Life” that promised to be there after your mailman came today.
• You’re so cranky you don’t feel like playing the Recycle Nazi and let that piece of paper you see on the ground stay there.
• You feel so glad that you don’t have to entertain any kids while daddy’s at work tonight, so you settle down to read a book.  Then you start thinking to yourself, “Wow, I’m really tired.  I wonder how close to bed it is?”, look over at your clock, and notice it’s only 4:15 p.m.
• Not even a PB&J on really squishy white bread can cheer you up.